Stupid criminals run, get caught, whine

21 08 2008

It was a short taste of undeserved freedom for 4 goblins who escaped from the Columbiana County Jail. The story is pulled from wpxi.com

Four inmates who escaped the Columbiana County Jail in Lisbon, Ohio, (early Monday morning) were caught in Bellevue, PA (a Pittsburgh suburb) Monday afternoon.

That is a little over an hour away from Lisbon, they must have been lost.

The inmates who escaped are Mark Foden and William Merritt, of East Liverpool, Ohio, Jason Heffner, of Salineville, Ohio, and John Hamilton, of Salem, Ohio.

Oh, Yes, they are now in the hall of shame, idiots. Well, how did they get loose?

The four escaped by crawling through duct work they accessed in a storage closet, police said. Through the ducts, they were able to reach the roof of the jail where they jumped to their escape.

Columbiana County Sheriff David Smith said that the four male inmates were last seen about 10 miles from the jail sometime around 1:30 a.m. Monday.

Smith, who was not notified of the escape until 6 a.m., believed the inmates had outside help in their escape.

It sounds like they got out on their own. BTW, a real aleart bunch of guards you have there, Sheriff. Lets see how good the police are in Bellevue.

Bellevue Patrolman Michael Hudson spotted their stolen getaway car along Crawford Avenue in Bellevue.

“Fortunately for us, not fortunately for them, they went down a dead end street,” Hudson said.

Police said one suspect fled into some nearby woods but was captured a short time later.”

They actually acted like they didn’t know what was going on until 15 to 20 minutes later when identified as the escapees,” said Hudson.

Good job Patrolman Hudson.

The escapees played stupid, huh? Oh, wait, they didn’t have to play.

So, any comments from the recaptured Goblins?

“I wished we wouldn’t have gotten caught,” Foden told Channel 11 News shortly after his arrest. “I was looking at 15 years, and I wanted to see my daughter graduate.”

You should have thought about that before you commited the crime that put you in jail in the first place. Now you will be lucky if you get out in time for her 5oth birthday.

Stupid Goblins.

TVFOH
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Home Invader ends up with lead poisoning

13 08 2008

Hopefully, criminals will eventually get the hint that they are practicing a fatal profession. If this happened more often the crime rate will go down.

Sailor Defends Girlfriend: Shoots Intruder

(PENSACOLA, Fla.) Aug. 9 — Escambia County Sheriff’s deputies say two armed men broke into a home near Old Corry Field Road in Pensacola, but they weren’t the only ones with weapons. The intruders were greeted by a Navy sailor who says he wanted to protect his girlfriend so he went into combat mode.

I guess they didn’t look for the gun free zone sign to know that this was a safe place to rob.

The couple says they were taking a nap in their bedroom around 5 p.m. Saturday, when they heard what they describe as two loud booms and the sound of glass shattering all over the floor.

“I got my shotgun and I made my way out of the bedroom,” he said.

Nope, no sheep for the wolfs to scare here.

As soon as this man rounded the corner he says he saw two intruders inside his home and one of them was walking around with a gun in his hand. He says that’s when his military training kicked in.

“As I raised my weapon, he raised his and I shot,” he said. “He tried to run out the front door and I shot and hit him again.”

Now, the home owner got the drop on you, and your stupid enough to point a weapon at him? i guess he thought that he had the right to kill a homeowner that was protecting the house that you broke into.

This Sailor says the second shot was fatal, and it was the second shot, he says, that sent the other intruder running out the door.

The goblin had his birth certificate invalidated at that point. His buddy ran like the coward he is.

This is why you need to remember “When seconds count, the police are minutes away.”

TVFOH
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