Stupid criminals run, get caught, whine

21 08 2008

It was a short taste of undeserved freedom for 4 goblins who escaped from the Columbiana County Jail. The story is pulled from wpxi.com

Four inmates who escaped the Columbiana County Jail in Lisbon, Ohio, (early Monday morning) were caught in Bellevue, PA (a Pittsburgh suburb) Monday afternoon.

That is a little over an hour away from Lisbon, they must have been lost.

The inmates who escaped are Mark Foden and William Merritt, of East Liverpool, Ohio, Jason Heffner, of Salineville, Ohio, and John Hamilton, of Salem, Ohio.

Oh, Yes, they are now in the hall of shame, idiots. Well, how did they get loose?

The four escaped by crawling through duct work they accessed in a storage closet, police said. Through the ducts, they were able to reach the roof of the jail where they jumped to their escape.

Columbiana County Sheriff David Smith said that the four male inmates were last seen about 10 miles from the jail sometime around 1:30 a.m. Monday.

Smith, who was not notified of the escape until 6 a.m., believed the inmates had outside help in their escape.

It sounds like they got out on their own. BTW, a real aleart bunch of guards you have there, Sheriff. Lets see how good the police are in Bellevue.

Bellevue Patrolman Michael Hudson spotted their stolen getaway car along Crawford Avenue in Bellevue.

“Fortunately for us, not fortunately for them, they went down a dead end street,” Hudson said.

Police said one suspect fled into some nearby woods but was captured a short time later.”

They actually acted like they didn’t know what was going on until 15 to 20 minutes later when identified as the escapees,” said Hudson.

Good job Patrolman Hudson.

The escapees played stupid, huh? Oh, wait, they didn’t have to play.

So, any comments from the recaptured Goblins?

“I wished we wouldn’t have gotten caught,” Foden told Channel 11 News shortly after his arrest. “I was looking at 15 years, and I wanted to see my daughter graduate.”

You should have thought about that before you commited the crime that put you in jail in the first place. Now you will be lucky if you get out in time for her 5oth birthday.

Stupid Goblins.

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Reason # 57 that liberalism is a mental illness

6 06 2008

The Associated “with Terrorists” Press once again shows how out of touch with reality, sanity, the Constitution, and common sense they are with the following headline.

Vigilante’ gets revenge on metal shop thieves

Since when is it Vigilantism to protect your property? This isn’t England where they expect you to smile while you’re being robbed, or the criminal can sue you for a hate crime because you sneered at him while he takes what is yours. No, this is America where every thief should go to work with the assumption that they are going to get their head and chest perforated by a hail of .45 ACP rounds… Except I know that we have let liberals ruin things for the last 40 years. Yes, the GFW (Gun Fearing Wussies) have made us a place where Understaaaaanding and Acceeeeptance (yes that was a bleating sound.) of criminals are expected, where it’s not their fault they thought it would be fun to take what is not theirs, where the quick and easy replaces working and sacrificing to achieve a goal.

VIENNA, Maine – The owner of a machine shop where thieves stole $3,000 worth of scrap steel, iron and aluminum wasn’t going to let it happen again. After Saturday night’s theft, Joseph Lord loaded his shotgun and laid low, expecting the thieves to return. They came back on Tuesday, in broad daylight.

The nerve of these fools, they think they are so entitled to your property that since they did it on the weekend and nothing happened to them they can just waltz back on a Tuesday and get more?

When Lord saw their 2008 F-250 pickup truck, he shot out its tires and windshield and blasted its radiator, Kennebec County Sheriff Randall Liberty said.

The startled thieves took off on foot, but investigators quickly tracked down the truck’s operator, who will be charged with theft, Liberty said. Charges are pending against an accomplice, the sheriff said.

A new F-250, wow, the thievery business must be good if they can afford to run that.

Don’t forget one of the most important rules of life. When seconds count, the police are minutes away.

This Sheriff is unfortunately part of the problem.

Liberty said he discourages the use of guns to protect property. In this case, Lord told investigators he wanted to disable the vehicle so the criminals couldn’t escape.

“I can understand the frustration that Mr. Lord must have been experiencing,” Liberty said. But, he added, “We don’t want to see anyone get hurt over property.”

Why, Sheriff Liberty? If it doesn’t belong to you why should you not suffer injury when you steal it? That is called a deterrent. Mr. Lord protecting his property is his right. Who are you to say he cant?

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